you’ve really gotta hand it to short people
because we usually can’t reach it anyways
kiss it better
we are talking about a Sherlock Holmes story we read
teacher: so how does the story start
Jakob: Watson sees a fully clothed Sherlock standing by the window
teacher: Well It’s a fine detail that you mentioned that Sherlock was wearing clothes.
me whispering to thatcrazysidecharacter: well at least we know that it’s not Johnlock
Yes it was something like that, but I was more thinking that we now know Jakob ships it ;)
Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair
- another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice
- the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
- you can see where this is going
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I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.