My Life
starlord-man:

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

I want to be injected first please

starlord-man:

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

I want to be injected first please

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

littlebookowl:

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

Stunning!

[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that much chicken, he lifts all that weight, he kick-boxes, he’s a Muay Thai champion. I mean, to the point where Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr were reduced to just standing around and touching him.
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

ksanon:

Yume: What I actually saw.

Sasuke thug life fo sho.

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

youreworsethannicotine:

casualdorkpatrol:

the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.
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ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now
GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER ITTHEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO ITTHE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK
sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

gonna see it

APPARENTLY HE TOLD HER THAT NO ONE WOULD BUY ART THAT WAS MADE BY A FEMALE. SO SHE AGREED. AND SHE WAS OKAY. UNTIL SHE HAD A CHILD AND THE FATHER KEPT TELLING THE CHILD THAT HE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS MAKING THE PAINTINGS. 
DUDE WAS CRAZY. 

youreworsethannicotine:

casualdorkpatrol:

the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.

Follow micdotcom

ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now

GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER IT

THEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO IT

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK

sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

gonna see it

APPARENTLY HE TOLD HER THAT NO ONE WOULD BUY ART THAT WAS MADE BY A FEMALE. SO SHE AGREED. AND SHE WAS OKAY. UNTIL SHE HAD A CHILD AND THE FATHER KEPT TELLING THE CHILD THAT HE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS MAKING THE PAINTINGS. 

DUDE WAS CRAZY. 

What Death Note was about
L: HA! You fell for my plan!
Light: YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan incase you saw through my plan!
Near: Hmm.. I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting